post and I will rate your username out of 10

Today!

I like for your appraisal of my user name!

The long time when it rises took with that to me it was required, but I brag that somewhat!

Thank, you!

why are you bragging
also what are you talking about

your username is a dumb Pokemon that shouldn't even exist - it's like a Meowth had a baby with a truck
and then the baby had a baby with a mew

and then they couldn't think of a name
so they named it

mew
too

but everyone misheard them and called it mewtwo
so it had to go through life
with a number

in its name
seriously
what is up
with that?

I mean having a number in your name would be okay
if it were a good number

like three

but two is a silly number. How many sides does a coin have? Most people would say two. But actually there is also an edge which is a third side. So three > two. In more ways than one.

in conclusion, -4.5/10

also unicorns

next user plz

Concerning my user name which has happened thing I who say that it is that way a little am.

Perhaps difficult that to conceiving user name is how is you do not understand. You think of that nothing I when doing your consideration, should take the fact that it is that way.

I am moved by saying have the inaccurate dissatisfaction where several your saying is. Perhaps unfairness?

I secure me of the thing which is said am not the half which you understand.

Your post obtains 1/10.

srsly lrn to spk englsh

your username is dumb like your hair
which is dumb

i'm assuming this but it's a safe assumption because mewtwo has no hair and only a guy with bad hair would choose a pokemon like mewtwo to represent them

also
you probably have a beard
a really nice beard
but your lack of hair makes your beautiful beard irrelevant

so i guess i could raise your score to -2.5/10 because of the beard

but you're seriously not going go positive unless you speak english
also i said next already jeez learn to read
i already rated you

anyone else want to be rated or do i have to keep talking to mewlessthanthree?

If I should appraise user name, that how much you like? Then perhaps, this just time when you can understand the feeling which gushes forth in me. Grief? Despair?

A companion who is the acquaintance of myself who is name for Jay with user name is made to remember to me. This person is the good person, and connotation of user name is that perhaps he is a large number of person? Because this thought of one all people sufficiently considerably is in me, it does not appeal!

Dramatic that then not to lie without digesting the center of individual, complicated and mind, taking a second look user name is, you see?

umm

i
seriously



do not know what to say

you are one whacked out dude, mewmorethanonebutlessthanthree
i applaud your tenacity and the fact you're sticking with this

but you're still not going to get higher than 0/10
which is what i'm giving you now

congratulations
you're the
highest
person
ranked
so far
and
bell
curves
win
gtg

Jay, I don't think you totally got the "Name Rater" forum dead on...

Kazo - 4/10

I still call you Akaken half the time... Well, less than half now, but still. Akaken was sweet, because it was fun to say

ah
kah
ken

it's like you're starting to sneeze
then you vocalize the fact that you are cackling
and then ken
from street fighter
shows up
and Ryu, who's trying to set Ken up with a guy, yells
HA, DO KEN!

and if you put that all together you get a solid 8/10 username

Kazo is just too short. It's only two syllables. It's okay and all, it just doesn't shine

Now Kazokamaru, or whatever the heck you were called at one point, is so many syllables that I give it 5/10 for # of syllables and an additional 2/10 for originality even though you probably stole it from some newfangled Japanese "anime" television show that you pirated off the interwebs. You dang kids and your newfangled anime and your newfangled interwebs and your shoelaces and telephones. But you get a 7/10 overall for Kazokamaru. Even though I'm 70% sure I'm misspelling that

haha
get it?
7/10
70%

it's a math joke

but Kazo = 4/10

What about my name? *points out that "ake" means bright and "hoshi" means star =3*

Akehoshi

I don't speak Japanese and couldn't be bothered to actually read your explanation of what it means, so I'm going to make things up.

[Ak] sounds like you're choking

[e] sounds like you're screaming like a little girl while choking
(yes you can scream
while choking
maybe
I should try this)

[hos] is like horse, but without the r and the e. And everyone knows re is a musical note, so you're apparently against music. My mother and sister are very musically talented, and it would appear you hate them. Way to hate my mother and sister, jerk.

[hi] hello

I'm going to go have to try that screaming while choking thing [WARNING DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME UNLESS YOU LIKE DYING]

oh and you get a 10/10 for being polite and saying hi at the end of your name. Remember that - politeness is ALWAYS nice.

This topic is relevant to my interests.

Moar.

Akaken
Akakentatsu
Lopfot
SeargeantSplee

haha lopfot makes me think of a rabbit named lopfoot who is a really bad rabbit because he has a sword but isn't very good with it and he lops his own foot off then every time he jumps he trips and falls because rabbits have to use their long feet to balance themselves when the jump and all his rabbit friends make fun of him because he's a crappy rabbit (i mean jeez all rabbits have to be able to jump) and so they all start calling him lopfoot but they forgot there's a second o in foot so they accidentally call him lopfot because they're just rabbits and not very intelligent and because that makes me laugh so much i give it a 7/10

What about mine?

loltroll

Bah, bit of a flamer, aren't ya, Jay? But i'll defend you, cause I see your point.

People, if you are getting insulted by Jay, ignore it. It'll be pointless. And, sooner or later, you'll drag yourself to his level. No offense Jay.

Jay is just being silly. :XD: Oh, and attention-seeking. He does this sort of thing all the time. If I see him say anything overly offensive, I'll discipline him accordingly, but he's usually a good kid, if a bit of a troublemaker. Also, don't take him too seriously. :XD:

Well, he dragged it a bit, didn't he? :)

What do you expect from Jay? :XD:

A level of insanity only surpassed by you and Joan?

Oh and lawl @ how serious Dark takes Jay. :P

Shhh. What on earth are you talking about? >_> <_<

I'm just abusing my power, that's all!

:sneaky:

Btw, now Hooh and me have the same number of posts. o_o

You have power now?

Scary, isn't it.

STEP AWAY FROM THE POST COUNT, and nobody gets hurt. >=D

Too bad!

*guns Hooh*

because I am in ever increasing pain until my vicodin kicks in, I feel that now is the ideal time to rate more usernames.

SeargeantSplee - 4/10

First of all, it's spelled Sergeant. Seargeant sounds like you're taking a Sergeant and searing him. Which would be painful and rude. And no American would ever dream of doing such a thing to one of their own officers, so obviously this must be a crazy Canadian "military" (lol Canada having a military) thing. 0/10 for being unpatriotic.

Splee. Uhh... Were you trying to type Spleen? I'm just going to assume you were. Spleen automatically leads me to Pancreas. Pancreas is an insanely good song by Weird Al Yankovic, if only for the line "My pancreas attracts every other pancreas in the universe with a force proportional to the product of their masses, and inversely proportion to the [square of the] distance between them." 4/10 for Spleens.

Haha I wanna join in on this x3

BTW @ Dark + Hooh: I have more post than both of you... COMBINED >3

I DEMAND MY NAME BE RATED, HUBBY :XD:

okay I'm skipping people because my wifey is far sexier than any of you. I'll get to the rest of you at some point when I'm not tripping out on pain meds from wisdom teeth removal

Caffeinated Doom:

Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming
down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road
met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo...

His father told him that story: his father looked at him through a
glass: he had a hairy face.

He was baby tuckoo. The moocow came down the road where Betty Byrne
lived: she sold lemon platt.

O, the wild rose blossoms
On the little green place.

He sang that song. That was his song.


Your username is like that excerpt from Portrait of the Artist of a Young Man in the same way that Mars is like Provolone Cheese. And therefore, since Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man is a 0/10, your username is a 10/10

also your real username is anime_princess and it gets a 9001/10 because it's what I call you

<3

Ehehe.. My username is derived from Kitsune_Kitty, which I used as my name for the longest time simply because I was looking up the de-bug code for an oldschool Sega Genesis Sonic game, happened upon a site explaining the characters, read that Tails was something called a "Kitsune", and figured out that I love kitsunes. Keep in mind that this was six years ago, when I was obsessed with cats and Tails. Thus, Kitsune_Kitty. However, after a while, I got bored with my username on Gaia, which was Hiraku_Ukira, and decided to squish Kitsune_Kitty into Kitsunaii. And that, children (and not-so-childlike people and zombies and ect), is my life story since I was ten. Also, before I forget, "orange" rhymes with "doorhinge" if you say the latter in a strange way.

whoa.
kitsunaii gets 10/10 for all the reasons listed (pay attention kids this is important)

- referencing sonic the hedgehog
- having a Gaia account
- having an account that I misread as "Hikaru Utada" the first time
- knowing who Hikaru Utada (or Utada Hikaru depending on your nationality) is
- having a Kingdom Hearts avatar
- referencing Kitsunes
- rhyming the word "orange" with something. Rhyming purple is also acceptable

Each of those is one point, and I gave her a three point bonus because she has a Spinarak.

Once upon a time there was a person named Scy. I'm not making any gender judgments because I invariably guess wrong - if I say Scy is male, he will be female. If I say Scy is female, she will be male. I guarantee it. So Scy is gender neutral.

Scy was walking down the road. He/she stopped. I'm not sure why. Then they saw a house. Inside the house was three bowls of porridge. Scy ate the first bowl of porridge. It tasted like Bill O'Reilly. Stephen T. Colbert showed up and was jealous so he challenged Scy to a dance fight. Then Scy took the second bowl and threw it at Colbert. This one tasted like Hilary Clinton. Stephen T. Colbert got angry and you won't like him when he's angry. It turns out T stands for THE HULK and he is actually Stephen THE HULK Colbert. He summoned an ARMY OF BEARS and used them to attack Scy but Scy actually stood for Scyther and He/she turned into a SCYTHER and fought off ALL THE BEARS singlehandedly. Then for a victory meal he/she ate the last bowl of porridge which was actually Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream Ice Cream which tastes like FREEDOM

fun fact: if you take all the capitalized letters in this post and anagram them it spells something awesome.

fun fact: if you find out what the awesome phrase is I'll give you a 10/10 for your username

fun fact: Scy gets a 7/10 for His/her username because Scyther is a cool Pokemon.

Uh, wow. Also, Scy is a girl. :XD:

Jay. I want you to rate my old username, which was An64fan. Please and thanks. =3

EDIT: Actually, that as well as my DA name, if you could. My name on DA is Houkou-NRL. =3

Whoo, got 10/10. Do I get a 20/10 if I figure out the angram?

Misao, I can see now why Jay's your husband. :crazy:

Rate my username please? :P

What's that supposed to mean? :XD:

you're incredibly sexy
I'm incredibly sexy

obvious.

ps Dark I'll rate you at some point I just have to be "in the mood"

ps kitsunaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii yes you do get 20 if you can anagram it. Actually you get 23 because I want to make Jim Carrey suffer.

so i figured out what all the capital letters were but i couldn't anagram them because i fail.

rate my username? ;O