(For the people who are offended by the title...Relax, it's a joke.)

Heya, i'm Dark, the *cough*, MOST famous mod here. *overrun*

Welcome to the Newb FAQ, where random questions are awnsered by meh! Don't worry, if you hate this FAQ, you'll get your money back. *caps Sharpie marker*

Okay, let's start!

1. Are the staff of Dden famous?
Yepz. That was an easy question. I'm, obviously the most famous. *shot, yet again*

2. Are the staff of Dden rich?
Same as above. :P

3. I heard that Dden has mind bending powers that will brainwash you into thinking that Dden is our mom, is this true?
...You watch too much Avatar. :ghost:

4. Is Dden rich in history, and will I get to write about it in my history report?
That's two questions, kiddo. :XD:

5. I heard from a local that Dden is for evil people only, is this true?
You heard nothing. :sneaky:

6. I heard that the owners of Dden were really stalkers, is this true?
...MAYBE! *shot*

7. I heard from a black cat that Dark of Dden is a stalker, is this true?
*hands the asker a shotgun* Go find that black cat in the chatroom, and bring me it's head! :cool:

8. Will you marry me! :blush:
...Ask Ake. *shoves Akehoshi to the asker and runs*

9. Is Dark really a famous thief from the manga?
STALKER!

The last question...

10. Do you want to be Rick Roll'd?
YES, I mean, what?

*Dark gets Rick Roll'd*

Hope you enjoyed. :)

~Dark

Ah!? O_o Wait, what!? *grabs Dark by the collar and drags him back* 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey! Answer your own questions, will you? -_- Mmm... No, wait a minute....

Yes, Mr. Love here WILL, indeed, marry you! He'll marry every one of you! Even if you didn't ask, he'll propose to you anyways and not back off until he hears a 'yes'!

Psst.... I recommend stocking up on pepper spray if you're going to say 'no' to him... It's a bit more effective, and it'll keep him from following you for a few minutes. :P

*disappears, leaving Ake and the asker in a room with no windows or a door*

:ghost: