It was like this:

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I look like your mom
God:
my mom is very attractive.
Me:
Liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Or are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You know what?
God:
What?
Me:
Go to hell.
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Then why did you just say you had a mother?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
That doesn't make sense!
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Does that mean i'm not really chatting with God now?
God:
Oh. I think it does mean that. I am sorry to hear that you are not chatting with God.

Weird...


EDIT: Please don't say i'm a religionist. This is a joke link I found on the ROSE off topic forum.

...W00T! More crazies to help me rule the site!
As my first order of business...Uh... Um...

[sprite]bulbasaur[/sprite] :male: (Cheese dumplings, tell em' you want cheese dumplings!)

I ask for... An unlimited supply of... Cheese dumplings?

[sprite]bulbasaur[/sprite] :male: YOU HEARD THE MAN! CHEESE DUMPLINGS! BRING EM' IN!

..... * RANDOM DYNAMITE*

Boom.
(nice topic)