Red and Blue were cool.
G, S and C were cooler.
Then, EXTRA-cool came...

Pokémon Advance.
It had started long ago,
But was finally out.

The starter that's seen
Is not the true starter -- till
You bring fresh toner.

New life in Hoenn.
Littleroot begins it. (No,
it's Inside of Truck.)

"We brought this report
From outside of Petalburg
Gym." Oh, it's over.

Help Professor Birch!
Who's your starter? It's Treecko,
Torchic or Mudkip?

Your choice. Yours alone.
Give that Poochyena what for.
And enter this life!

If you've beaten him,
Oldale Town's your agenda.
Get a Potion there.

Fight your starter now.
Then, head back to town to get
A new Pokémon.

Get your Running Shoes.
Go north, east, north, west, south, west.
You're in Petalburg!

See your dad and help
That funny kid get a Ralts.
(Wally is a freak.)

Now, on past the beach,
Through the woods to Rustboro.
Smack Roxanne around.

"Help me! Help me!" (Is
that Devon guy a freak, too?)
The Team has arrived.

Magma? Aqua? Well,
that depends on your version.
Get 'em at Rusturf.

Peeko the Wingull
wants to sail you out to sea.
All right, fine, just go...

Out in Dewford, I
went crazy just trying to
find Mr. Stone's kid.

Beat Brawly now,
Or save him for later, well,
Now the choice is yours.

Granite Cave's not much
fun, unless you're Nosepass's
greatest living fan.

So go to Slateport.
Give Dock your package. (Like, so?
Why does he NEED it?)

It's those hooligans.
Team Magma (or Aqua) back!
Drive them out the door.

"You're being watched!" That
Trick Master just doesn't know
Anything but squat.

Walk up "The Low Road."
Get to Mauville, get a hard
Earned reward: a bike.

Beat Wally again.
(That freak can't do anything.)
Then go face Wattson.

Check out the Day Care
If you want to breed your 'mons.
Eggs are all the rage.

Now, crunch through the rocks
To Rustboro and up north
Right to the Winstrates.

Go past the desert
And the volcanic ash fields
And Fallarbor's next.

The Meteor Falls,
Where the team, it reigns again,
Are way up northwest.

If you're tough enough,
You can take on Flannery.
Fire burns hotter still!

And now you have four
(or three) gym badges to keep.
Go find your daddy!

*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*

Bravo!

Encore?

Encore?

Tomorrow.

Check back!

-- W.T.