I walk into a brand new, state-of-the-art, pokemon center, to find... no-one there! I walk up to the counter, to find the nurse playing solitare on the computer.
"Red 9 on the Black 10" I say. The nurse spins around.
"Everyone! It's our first ever customer!" says the Nurse. Cheering is heard from the back, and 5 or 6 other staff rush in, cheering.
"I'm confused. Why am I your first ever customer?"
"Because everyone is too busy with their routes. You're only here so fast since your topic was easy to reply to. Anyway, your pokemon must be tired. I'll take them for you. Want a glass of water?"
"I'd love one, thank you" I say, "and I will have a different team line-up please."
"What would that be?"
"Charmander, Pidgey, Finneon, Duskull, Minun and Akane."
"Ok, we'll have that sorted for you!"
"Anyways, do I win anything?"
"Nope. Just the jy of knowing that you was the first ever person to use this place."

Around 30 minutes later...
"Here are your pokmon." says the Nurse.
"Gee thanks. Now guys, where to? I think we need one of them spirit guardian thingy's, and since Joan has created only 3 altar's (lol, that's the other half of Alma's name), we're going Willow Way, Petro Ridge or Etheral Realm."
"Who's Joan?" interrputed the Nurse.
"She's the person who created this world. And mongooses."
"Oh, ok."
"Anyway, I say we continue in this direction, and go to Etheral Realm. Then when we find the altar in Pyro Dunes, we can return and then go to Petro Ridge while we're in the area. So, off we go. Thanks you guys!"

(Will update profile myself)