This is a version of Count to 1000. In this game, you roleplay (Chat-style) as if you were trapped in an elevator. Use your RP charries from DD.

I'll start!

<Kristy> o_0
<Roz> *runs around pounding on walls*
<Runt> *flames walls*

<Ragna> -kicks door- I think it's stuck. Raii, go beat up that elevator door so I can catch it!
<Raii> O.o -uses vine whip-
<Elevator Door> -uses Overheat on Raii and Ragna-
<Raii> -jumps in Ragna's mouth-
<Ragna> -coughs up ashes- Uhh... Yeah... Pokeball go!
<Lance Tankman> Allow me. -uses wrap on door and squeezes to death- Aha!
<Elevator Door> -clasps on Lance Tankman- Mwahaha!
<Lance Tankman> Nooo!
<Sugar Blaze> Dragons...

SoR: looks at floor numbers... 1, 2 ,3.... 2...3 ..1...25...7...999 SO Close!... 3 580.....

It is going nowhere!!!! *smashes buttons*

XD

<Meriva> Oh crud. *glares at Yukana*
<Yukana> Eh? *hides behind Misuzu* Don't look at me! ._.
<Meriva> You were the one who wanted to go in the elevator in the first place!
<Yukana> I've never been in one! Don't blame me! ;_;
<Sayuri> *pops out of her pokeball*
<Meriva> Ack! *squished* NO! GO BACK IN YOUR POKEBALL!
<Sayuri> *grumbles* It's no fair. Everyone else is out!
<Meriva> You're a DRAGONAIR for God Muffin's sake! Dragonairs aren't suppose to be be in elevators! You're too big!
<Sayuri> Well excuse ME! Don't you start insulting my weight!
<Meriva> I wasn-
<Sayuri> Hmph. *goes back in her pokeball*
<Meriva> Well at least that made her go back. x_X

*silence*

<Miano> May I say something?
<Meriva> I guess.
<Miano> WE'RE STUCK IN A FREAKING ELEVATOR!
<Meriva> So?
<Miano> Jeez. And I thought humans were suppose to be smart. *goes back in his pokeball*
<Meriva> I guess that's what they mean when they say Growlithes are hot-headed.
<Erio> Eh, may I say something to?
<Meriva> If it is anything similar to what Miano said, I'm not interested.
<Erio> Er, it's not that. Are you even going to TRY to get out?
<Meriva> Don't feel like it.
<Erio> ... *goes back in his pokeball*
<Misuzu> Well, I'm gonna go to bed. G'night.
<Meriva> It's only 3:30pm..
<Misuzu> Maybe not. Time flies when you're stuck in an elevator. *goes in her pokeball*
<Yukana> Eep! *follows Misuzu*
<Meriva> ...
<Meriva> Well this sucks. *gets out her DS and starts playing her Pearl* >_>

*30 minutes later*

<Meriva> Muahaha! You're mine, Palkia!

(OOC: Huzzah! I love this idea!)

<Alma_Altars> -_- Seiously? Gr... The ONE time I use the elevator instead of the stairs, I end up stuck in it with every last member of DD... Great.
<CodeRed> Well, it could be worse?
<Alma_Altars> How could it possibly be worse?!
<CodeRed> You sheep could be here!
<Alma_Altars> o_o
<Alma_Altars> How the heck would THAT be worse?!
<CodeRed> We would all suffocate if there were THAT many sheep in here!
<CodeRed> xD
<Alma_Altars> -_- I want at least one sheep anyway.
*** Alma_Altars is now known as The_Sheep_Of_Elevators
<The_Sheep_Of_Elevators> ^-^
<CodeRed> xD
<The_Sheep_Of_Elevators> Huzzah! Oh yeah, and...
*** The_Sheep_Of_Elevators is now known as Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars
<Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars> I'm back!
<Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars> xD
*** Angie has joined #ddelevator
<Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars> ANGIE!!!
<Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars> My wife!
<Angie> o_o
<Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars> ^-^
* Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars gives his wife $10,000,000,000
<Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars> Now,
<Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars> Go play mini golf!
<Angie> ...
<Angie> How do I do that from an elevator?!
<Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars> o_o
<Quadrillionaire_Alma_Altars> I don't really know...

[eehh you peopel are so clever thinking of these games xD!]

<Aura> Oh... great, stuck in an elevator with THESE idiots.
30 minutes late
<Suppi> OMG! WERE STUCK D:
<Aura>YOU STU- .... Nice too see you've noticed
<Rena> Stop breathing! Stop breathing! YOUR BREATHING MY AIR!
<Aura> CALM DOWN, FOOLS! OR I'LL EXPLODE!
<Momoko> Explode o_O? You cant learn explosion!

...
<Aura> *tries to explode*
<Momoko> Haha! Nice try.
<Aura> Great. I'm just as stupid as you guys >.<
<Suppi&Rena> Bwahaha! YOUR ONE OF US NOW!
<Aura> *Shoots herself*

*minute of silence*

<Rena> Party in my pants.

----

yus.

SoR: *freaking out* ah!!!! THE ELEVATOR IS GOING HAYWIRE!!! oh, good... we are going nice and orderly Up ThE GrEeK aLpHaBeT!!! WWAAAAA.... elevators are to stupid to know greek!

*box opens and elevator music starts playing*

SoR: OMG!!! i have the best idea!!! Okay, go Stinky and Grahhh!!!
Grahhh, use sandstorm, stinky, turn it into glass with fire blast!!!

*sheet of glass appears*

SoR:YAY punches bottom of elevator out and replaces it with glass (only part of it)
*looks down* Why are we flying above the triasic ocean? and what is that shadow down there following us for......

*theeth rise out of water*

*Grahhh and Stinky jump inside there pokeballs*

SoR: good ridance to them.... cowards... and now, about that giant teethed monster coming out of the water... its like a giant wailord... makes wailord look like a remoraid... oh gosh we are gonna die!!!! *runs around pronouncing doomsday*

*elevator music changes*

SoR:*looks down* yay we are in a peacefull metropilan....

*large chase scene from batman appears and happens below*

SoR: This is the longest elevator ride i have ever been to... and smeargles studio is only on the second floor....

<Alma_Altars> So, uh, what floor is everyone going to, anyway?
*** Alma_Altars has been kicked by Everyone (We just want out!)
*** Alma_Altars has joined #ddelevator
<Alma_Altars> Okay, okay! I get it....
<SS[Gone]> ...
*** SS[Gone] is now known as Silverstream
<Silverstream> ...
<Silverstream> Alma!
<Alma_Altars> Er... Yes?
<Silverstream> Work!
<Alma_Altars> But my nick isn't even Alma|EtEing right now!
<Silverstream> ...
<Alma_Altars> And how would I make more comics from an elevator?!
*** Alma_Altars has been kicked by Silverstream (WORK.)
<Silverstream> ...
*** Alma|EtEing has joined #ddelevator
<Silverstream> Huzzah!
* Alma|EtEing pretends to work, even though it is impossible to do so from an elevator.
<Silverstream> >:D

*looks around*

BROCOLI!!!!

*Looks down through screen*... AH GIANT ANTS!!!!

*looks around huge elevator*

<SoR>I say, we make a deal....

dragon food... or whats left of them... goes over there...

mods go over in that corner

and then the admins get to go over in that corner...

and then we divide the rest of this huge elevator up among the members by rank... how does that sound?
*shot by dragon food*

<SoR> how does that work? fine.... OMG ITS A COMPUTER!!!!

*dives and hides in corner*

<SoR> now, if i take the network card from here, and this... and that.... AHA!!! now.... *gives to alma* now you must work!!! MWA HA HA HA

<Alma|EtEing> it broke

SoR: Darn... *starts fixing*

(Oh, and BTW, the door will open on the 1000th post.)
<Runt> Burn! Burn! Mwahahah!
<Crunch> *gives her 10 gazillion dollars* Will you stop flaming? Pretty please?
<Runt> No! Hahaha!

<Ragna> I wet my pants.
<Lance Tankman> Will you be my wife, banana?
<Banana> Yes!!
<Ragna> O.o
<Raii> Can you even spell banana?
<Lance Tankman> I know I got it right in that spelling bee!
<Lance Tankman> I was in the spelling bee, and the word my brother got was fruit. He spelled it "F-R-O-O-T," which was right, but they called him out! We know it was right, because my mom held up the Froot Loops box. Then it was my turn to spell "Banana" right then.
<Sugar Blaze> Where's this going?
<Lance Tankman> So I spelled it "B-A-N-A" which was also right! My mom had the Froot Loops box, and it was right because it's the new flavor!
<Raii> -grabs with Vine Whip and begins to hit the door with Lance Tankman's head- This is the ultimate showdown! Of ultimate destiny!

<SoR> *still fixing computer*

Done!!!

*computer blows up*

Well I guess its back to squar... Wait... *returns porygon-Z from inside computer*

*computer un blows up*

<SoR> There we g

*computer is hit by zap cannon and it breaks*

<SoR> Whoever made that zap cannon is in for a world of pain. SWAMPY, USE HYDRO PUMP!!!

*Elevator stops and door opens*

<all> YAY

*all bonk into glass door*

<all> darn...

*** White_Moondust has joined #ddelevator
<White_Moondust> Hi peeps... what the?
<KuroNeko> We're stuck in an elevator.
<White_Moondust> Why do these nots always talk?
<Silverstream> What's a not?
<White_Moondust> That's it! I'm on strike again!
*** White_Moondust is now known as WM|OnStrike
<WM|OnStrike> What do we want?
<WM|OnStrike> OUT! We want OUT!

<SoR> Now what? wait... Im getting a reading.... somethings out there... *looks out window* Oh okay its just... wait... its another elevator.... *begins waving large help sign*
*other elevator begins waving large help sign* *fires laser* *other fires laser* *begins long process trying everything possible*

<Alma Altars> *whisper* When do you think he is going to figure out its a mirror?
<White_Moondust> *whisper* I don't know, but its fun to watch *eats more popcorn*

<Ashmoo>*cries in corner, petting Piplup* Its ok... we'll get through this...
<Piplup> No we won't.
<Ashmoo> SHUT UP! *kills Piplup*
<Alma_Altas> Ashmoo! What the heck?!?
<Ashmoo> Well... the pressure... and... ARGGHHH! I'm not even very active! Why am I stuck in here?
<Alma_Altas> Would sheep help?
<Ashmoo> NO!! SHEEP WOULD NOT HELP!!
<Alma_Altas>What about a hug?
<Ashmoo> Well...
***Ashmoo is now Alma_Killer
<Alma_Killer> No.
*** Alma_Altars has been kicked by Alma_Killer. (TIME TO DIE!!!)
***Alma_Killer is now Ashmoo
<Ashmoo> Now where was I... oh, yes. *Cries and pets Piplup's dead corpse* Its ok, we'll get through this...
*** Alma_Altars has joined #ddelevator
<Ashmoo> Oh god no.
<Alma_Altars> SHEEP!
<Ashmoo> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *commits suicide*
<Alma_Altars> *returns to watching mirror, steals some of White_Moondust's popcorn*

<Runt> Ahhh! Another Cyndaquil with my good looks! DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<Crunch> It's just a mirror...
<Runt> I know that, but I don't want SoR to be looking dumb alone.
<Crunch> You're so nice.
<Runt> Isn't that why you married me?
<Crunch> Um...yeah?
<Runt> Good. *flames mirror*

*** A_Baby has joined #ddelevator
<A_Baby> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
<Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse> That's making it extremely hard to rest in peace!
<A_Baby> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
<Alma_Altars> Stop it!
<A_Baby> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
<Alma_Altars> You're disturbing Ashmoo's dead corpse!
<Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse> Yeah!
<A_Baby> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
<Alma_Altars> Gr...
<A_Baby> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
<Alma_Altars> That's it!
* Alma_Altars throws A_Baby out the window
*** A_Baby has left #ddelevator
<Alma_Altars> ...
<Alma_Altars> OMG!!!
<Alma_Altars> THERE'S A WINDOW!
* Alma_Altars jumps out the window
<A_Window> I feel so violated!
*** A_Window has left #ddelevator
* Alma_Altars falls through the elevator cieling
<Alma_Altars> FREEDOM!
* Alma_Altars looks around
<Alma_Altars> Dang!
* Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse snickers at Alma
<Alma_Altars> O_O
<Alma_Altars> How do you do that?!
<Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse> My lawyer said to say I have no comments at this time.
<Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse> Er... I mean
<Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse> I have no comments at this time.
<Alma_Altars> Where the heck is this lawyer of yours, anyway?!
<Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse> Colorado!
<Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse> Kentucky!
<Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse> Iowa!
<Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse> I don't know! What's with all the questions?!
<Ashmoo's_Dead_Corpse> You're killing me!
<Alma_Altars> ...
<Alma_Altars> But you're already dead.
<Alma_Altars> o_O
* Alma_Altars pokes Ashmoo's dead corpse

*continues trying to get attention of other elevator*

*Blows up mirror with laser*
<SoR> Thanks for telling me guys... XD
so... btw has anybody thought about trying to break through the elevator? hu? hu? Well It was my idea first! so ha!
*gets out diamond knife* okay, lets go
*cuts out square in the bottom of the elevator and puts square of metal aside*
wow... all purple swirly.... *drops pebble*
*pebble comes out of top of elevator and hits SoR on head*
Ow. Where did that pebble come from?
*Jumps in*
*Falls from top of elevator into hole*
*Falls from top of elevator into hole again*
*Falls from top of elevator into hole again*
*Falls from top of elevator into hole again*
*Falls from top of elevator into hole again*
*Falls from top of elevator into hole again*
*Falls from top of elevator into hole again*
uh... help me someone?
<Alma Altars> Should we help him guys?
<Ashmoo> Why?
<Alma Altars> Yes SoR, Why?
<SoR> Because.... oh never mind...
*uses Ice to freeze AA(battery :P) and Ashmoo in place*
<SoR> Oh great.. who is going to help me now?

<Ragna> Wahee! I wanna watch Beavis and Butthead all day long. Taheeheeheeheehee!
<Raii> Here we go!
* Raii punches Ragna with a Vine Whip, then grabs him and throws him into the wall.
* Ragna flies through the wall.
*** Ragna has left #theelevatorofdoom
<Ragna> I'm free. Hey, candy!
*** Jesus has entered #theelevatorofdoom
<Jesus> I will save you all!
*** Ragna has entered #theelevatorofdoom
<Ragna> I brought my candy... wait, you're just a phoney!
* Ragna punches his jaw.
* Lance Tankman starts throwing cheese at Ragna.
<Jesus> Bye.
*** Jesus has left #theelevatorofdoom
<Sugar Blaze> Heh...
* Sugar Blaze grins a devilish grin.
* Sugar Blaze goes over to the thermostat and makes it 2000 degrees.
* Lance Tankman melts.
* Raii melts.
*** Ragna has left #theelevatorofdoom
*** RagnatheFireEater has entered #theelevatorofdoom
<RagnatheFireEater> Mwahaha.
* RagnatheFireEater eats the fire.

*Ashmoo's Corpse and AA thaw otu in the heat
<Ashmoo's_Corpse>Well, obveously I'm a fraking zombie or something, because I can still talk. Super.
<AA> It could be worse.
*Ashmoo's_Corpse is now Ashmoo
<Ashmoo> How could it be-
<AA> VOODOO BABIES!!!!
<Ashmoo> WHAT THE CHRIST?!?!?!
***Jesus has entered #ddelevator
<Jesus> Yes? Hello?
<Ashmoo> No. Just leave.
<Jesus> Aww...
***Jesus has left #ddelevator
<Ashmoo> So anyway... how could it be worse?
<AA> Umm... well... we could be in an enclosed elevator full of dimentional warps back to the elevator and people entertaining all of us with their stupidity and mirrors. Oh. Wait.
<Ashmoo>Exactly.
<AA> Hmm. Maybe that should have been a bit more thought through...
<Ashmoo>You think?
<AA>Not very often...

*Ashmoo and AA get caught on fire after drying out, and begin to scream and run in circles.
*Ashmoo and AA become piles of ashes.
*Ashmoo and AA manage to come back to life somehow or another... actually, how is that even possible?

<Ashmoo> *sigh* *walks to corner* *sits down* *begins to pet Piplup's dead corpse* It'll be ok, we'll get through this...

(((LOL.... this game rocks. I wonder how long it'll be until we escape.)))

<SoR> Now, If I can just get this done.... come on... YES!!!
/SoR pushes button and points a target laser at Ashmoo
/SoR and Ashmoo switch places
<SoR>YES!!! thats awesome! No more falling!
<Ashmoo> Hey what is this gizmo?
/Ashmoo presses button on gizmo
/SoR hides behind AA(the battery)
/Ashmoo Fires laser at The Battery, and they switch places
<AA> NOOOOOOOOOOO

(OOC: What the heack just happened?! :sweatdrop: What's all this about batteries?! x_x )

<Alma_Altars> o_o
<Ashmoo> Now what was that you said before? Voodoo babies?
<Alma_Altars> Yus.
<Alma_Altars> Voodoo babies.
<Alma_Altars> FTW. Very FTW.
<Ashmoo> Okay then... I feel like creating something.
<Alma_Altars> You'd kinda have to be God to create something out of nothing.
<Ashmoo> Or a wizard! Bwahaha!
*** Ashmoo is now known as Wizard_O_Death
<Wizard_O_Death> Here we go.....
* Wizard_O_Death creates a Shuckle
*** Shuckle has joined #ddelevator
<Wizard_O_Death> o_o
<Wizard_O_Death> What the Christ?! I meant to make the Sonic character Knuckles!
<Shuckle> Gee, thanks. That makes me feel SO good about myself...
*** Wizard_O_Death is now known as Ashmoo
<Ashmoo> Hey, don't get mad at me! It was Alma! I swear!
* Ashmoo points at Alma, trying to look framed
<Shuckle> Meh...
<Shuckle> At least I'm not being eaten or anything.
*** Giant_Murkrow has joined #ddelevator
<Giant_Murkrow> I sense the presence of a Sh- Ah! There you are!
<Shuckle> O_O
<Shuckle> NUUUU!!!!
*** Shuckle has run away from #ddelevator screaming
<Giant_Murkrow> Heh heh
<Giant_Murkrow> See ya later guys!
*** Giant_Murkrow has flown away after Shuckle and will be eating him shortly
<Alma_Altars> Wow
<Ashmoo> Anyway, what were we talking about?
<Alma_Altars> I know! I know!
<Ashmoo> I'm afraid to ask...
<Alma_Altars> VOODOO BABIES!

(AA is a type of battery, duh)

<SoR> Waiting to be killed, waiting to be killed...
<Random> Be quite!
<SoR>Make me!
<Random> Okay *hurls random sharp object*
#SoR has left ddelevator (today was a great day to get stuck in an elevator)
<SoR> YES!!!
#SoR has joined ddelevator
<SoR> NUUUUU
<ElevatorBot> Stop Typing in Caps
#SoR has left ddelevator
<ElevatorBot> Okay, your timeout is over
#SoR has joined ddelevator
<SoR> NUUUUU
<ElevatorBot> I wont fall for that again
<SoR> Darn
<SoR>!seen ElevatorBot
<ElevatorBot> Thats not funny. TIME OU. Wait. More Tricks!
<SoR>So close....

Zephyr Dublin has installed herself quite firmly in a corner of the elevator where she sits cross-legged, looking morose. This, apparently, is the emo corner, and Zephyr looks thoroughly misplaced, given the bright state of her attire.

The only being in the entire elevator more sullen than her is the master of sullenness himself, Zephyr's Eevee Sol. Sol is sulking in the corner opposite to his trainer, muttering something about "idiot trainers" and "whose bright idea was it to put crap above ground level, anyway?" Meanwhile, Zephyr's other Eevee, Luna, is lounging in the middle of the elevator in everyone's way, humming something quietly and staring off into space.

Suddenly, Zephyr pops up from the corner and grins perversely, giving Sol the distinct impression that something bad is about to happen. "Sol, Bite the door!"

"...You are the dumbest human that I have ever encountered, and that is saying something, as humans in general are a decidedly stupid species. What would that do?"

"Of course, you're probably thinking I'm an idiot for suggesting that."

"No, no, I already knew you were an idiot."

"I just wanted to get on your nerves by commanding you to use a move that I know annoys you."

"Stop breathing my air, you stupid human!"

Luna lazily lifts her head. "I must have dozed off while meditating. Are we still in the elevator?"

Sol twitches. "In case you haven't noticed, yes."

"Oh. Good night, then."

"Good night? What the heck do you mean, good night?"

But Sol's words are lost on Luna, for she's already asleep. :pikasleep:

:sweatdrop:

<SoR> I have an Idea!
/All groans
<SoR> Thats not funny... Change back now!
*All is now known as Metagross
<SoR> There we go! Hit the wall as much as you can and make me a room!
/SoR sends out all pokemon to work on project
<SoR> Muah ha ha!
*Metagross is now known as Human-Slave
/Human-Slave is done
<SoR> Yes, my own room!
/SoR looks around
<SoR> This place is huge... Echo!
<Echo>ECHO ECHo ECho Echo echo

<Ashmoo> So... Voodoo Babies, Good Night, SOR's own room (?), and I think I'm falling through that dern vortex thing. Crap.
*Piplup is now Cute_Snuggly_And_Not_So_Alive
<Ashmoo> Wait, why is that so rediculously long?
<Cute_Snuggly_And_Not_So_Alive> Well, Because its true.
<Ashmoo> That does make senOH MY GOD ITS A ZOMBIE PIPLUP!!!!
*Ashmoo throws Piplups body in middle of vortex
*Cute_Snuggly_And_Not_So_Alive has left #DDElevator

<Ashmoo> Ok... well then. It'd be nice if I wasn't in a continuous loop through a vortex. Maybe I should just grab the edge of the hole as I fall in. *sticks out arms, grabs lip of floor, pulls out.* That was easy.

<AA ((cause I'm lazy like that))> Hey, did you see that SOR has his own room? Let's take it!
<Ashmoo> OK!
*Ashmoo and AA have left #DDelevator
*Ashmoo and AA have entered #MagicallyLargeRoomOfWonderSproutingFromTheSideOfDDElevatorOwnedBySOR

<Ashmoo>...what a long room name.
<AA> I like it tho.
<Ashmoo> Its quite roomy. I like it. Why did we come again?
<AA> I'm not sure. Let's go.
<Ashmoo> K.
<AA> TUTO HATED COW!!!
<Ashmoo> Surprisingly, that wasn't surprising. You fail. *stamps "FAIL" on AA's forehead*
*Ashmoo and AA leave #ThePlaceWithAFreakingHugeName
*Ashmoo and AA enter #ExtremlyCrampedDDElevator
<AA> Good 'ol DDElevator. Dance Banana Dance. :banana:
<Ashmoo> Surprisingly, that was kinda surprising.

<Alma_Altars> Not only did TUTO HATED COW, but TUTO HAS BAD BREATH
<Ashmoo> Okay then...
<Alma_Altars> SHEEP!
<Ashmoo> That's more what I would expect from you.
<Alma_Altars> So what happened to Tu- OH MY GOODNESS! I seen a purple powerful plunger portal playing over there!
<Ashmoo> WHERE?!
* Alma_Altars runs off into the crowd
<Ashmoo> No! Alma! Come back!
<Ashmoo> My baby! I've lost my baby!
*** Kidnapper has joined #ddelevator
* Kidnapper takes one look at Alma_Altars and runs way
*** Kidnapper has left #ddelevator (Not even I want a kid that ugly!)
<Alma_Altars> HEY!

<Ashmoo> *entertaining self while Alma is off getting his child not kidnapped*

I'm terrible with poetry,
I just make a wreck.
I'm terrible at poetry,
It's a pain in the neck.

Dramatic and lyrical,
Can't write a bit.
Haiku and Tanka,
I'm having a fit.

And what about meter?
This'll bring me to doom.
And onomatopoeia?
Words that sound like "KABOOM!"?

I can't write those either,
Nor ballads nor free verse.
I'm doing so terrible,
This poetry is a curse.

And then there's those stanzas,
Nope still can't write those.
I should give this all up
And go back to prose.

*Alma reappears*

And alliteration, too,
Like "cool cats crazily and quietly creep kittens around Crete."
If I could just write that
It'd be really neat.

Wait a second...

I'm not bad at poetry,
I'm really quite good!
I knew I could write this.
Told you I could.

*Alma begins to dance*

And all my devices!
All of my rhyming!
I even have rhythm,
I got down the timing.

This isn't bad at all!
It's really quite fun!
Just bear with a sec,
I'm just about done...

*The moose bites Alma's hand off*

It's way overused, but I'll still use it, hey.
I'll end off my poem here with a cliché:
"I'm a poet, and I didn't know it!"

<Alma_Altars> AHHHH!!! OH GOD!!!! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!! UGH!!!! JUST SHOOTING OUT MY ARM!!!!! GOD!!!!! FREAKIN MOOSE!!!!

<Ashmoo>...it wasn't that bad. god. I wrote it for English.

<Alma> Oh, the poem was good. Your moose bit off my hand when I petted it. Pretty moose. MOOSE 3.0 COMING SOON-What the- I'm adveritising Ashmoo's game to myself because I'm the only one who plays them during Social Studies instead of doing something!! ACK!!! THE BLOOOOD!!!!!

<Ashmoo> *humms to self* What? Oh yeah. Calc games. Too bad I don't have my calc here in the elevator. *PING* YAY! Time to progr- OH, NO... its Alma's calc! Not TUTO and SHEEP!!! AHHHH!!!!!

*Ashmoo dies again, and recovers only to die again and come back.

<AA> Your an uber-zombie now!

<Ashmoo> I kno- Oh,no! The kidnappers back!

*Kidnapper runs away with Ashmoo's 3 children, named "The Hindenberg", "The Columbia Space Shuttle", and "The Titanic".

<Ashmoo> NOOO! The Hindenberg! The Titanic! The Columbia space Shuttle! Come back!! Oh, never mind. never liked 'em anyway.

<AA>...so what now?
<Ashmoo> Not sure. Maybe we should just wait for another plot branch to come about. *sits and waits*

Um.... aha!

<SoR> HA ha!
Its Alive!

:angel:

<AA> No, thats a ghost, its not alive!
<SoR>Darn your vocabulary!
/SoR puts on viking helmet
<SoR> Hey since when is this helmet made with real gold lining, steel helmet and ivory horns?
/AA and Ashmoo eye the helmet
<SoR>Me and my big mouth...

I didn't actually notice this game...

<TC> O_O What the?
...
*gets angry* Let me out! Ya stupid elevator! *forces open elevator door*
<DD Elevator> Fault detected. Fault detected. *siren goes off*
<TC> WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
<DD Elevator> WARNING. HIGH RADIATION TARGETED. INITIATING SPRINKLER SYSTEM. *sprinklers go off*
<TC> Hey! I set off the sprinkler system off! I can get out now! *transforms into puddle and slimes out*
***TC Has left the DD Elevator
<SoR> O_o
<AA> What, so you're just gonna leave us in here?
<TC> *walks up to door of elevator* Shut up for a moment and listen. If I could turn the door into a puddle of water then I would let you out. But I can't. I will, however, look for a way to open those doors without using the power of forces. I'll look for a computer or a manual override.
<SoR> How come you're so smart?
<TC> Er...
<AA> Just go and get us out!
<TC> I'm on it! *runs down corridor*
<SoR> He didn't even answer my question.
<AA> But he is going to get us out at least... *looks through gap in door* At least, I hope so...

Meanwhile...

<TC> *skids past a vending machine and runs back to it* Ooooh! *pulls out wallet and puts in 50p*
<DD Vending Machine> *drops a Twix King Size bar* Thank you for your time.
<TC> Yum! *eats Twix bar* Delicious! That bar will give me lots of glucose! Now back to looking for that manual override! *speeds off at 125 mph*

<WM|OnStrike> Gtg now guys. C ya.
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<WM|OnStrike> That didn't work.
<WM|OnStrike> !up
*** The Elevator Bot is currently unavialble. Sorry for any inconvience.
<WM|OnStrike> !help
<NickServ> No.
<WM|OnStrike> Why?
<NickServ> It's a laugh, innit?

<SoR>lolz, TC is so coming back soon....
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<TC> Darn, what happened... I was enjoying my twix bar when
<SoR> Yes, thats this elevator...
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<EvilHumanitiesTeacher>SoR, do your homework now!
<Elevatorbot>you are not part of DD, prepare to be ejected
<EvilHumanitiesTeacher>You can't do that to me!
#EvilHumanitiesTeacher has left DDelevator
<SoR>Thats what I like about this elevator...

<Runt> Dang. No mirror. What will I flame now? *notices moose*
<Crunch> Hmmm...roast moose! Yummy! *attacks*
<Runt> *starts flaming moose*

<Ashmoo> *sees a flaming Moose* Inspiration has struck!!! OMG! I'll add "Light on fire" to the moose menu!

...Until then...*licks Moose. Mmmm, tastes like moose. The Moose does nothing* LOL!!!

<AA>Walks over to pet moose* *moose bites off hand, blood goes everywhere, AA dies of blood loss. Then he comes back to life.*

<ashmoo>...so... kinda stuck on ideas. You?
<AA> I got nothing.
<ashmoo> Maybe if we scroll up...do do do... found something...

Not sure what to do with that.
<AA> Me neither.
<Ashmoo> Why did we eye it then?
<AA> Not a clue. I guess we're supposed to steal it or something.
<Ashmoo> well, I guess that's more entertaining than being stuck in an elevator, so sure. Let's do it. *Begins plotting really smart plot*

<White_Moondust> Aha! I've got it
<White_Moondust> SPAM! SPAM!
<White_Moondust> SPAM! SPAM!
<White_Moondust> SPAM! SPAM!
*** White_Moondust has been kicked by ElevatorBot (Reason: Flooding, Limit is 3 lines per 2 seconds

<ElevatorBot> Detention is over!
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<White_Moondust> Thought it would work....
<SoR>I tried that and it didn't work, but I have another plan......
*whisper whisper*

<Alma_Altars> Hm.......
<Alma_Altars> Hm.......
<Alma_Altars> Hm.......
<Alma_Altars> Hm.......
<Alma_Altars> Hm.......
<Ashmoo> WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP THAT?!
<Alma_Altars> Hm.......
<Ashmoo> What are you doing anyway?!
<Alma_Altars> I think that "Hm" is the international symbol of current thought. Therefore I believe that if I use it repeatedly in the same fashion as the aforementioned symbolic meaning I may inspire myself as to how to provoke everyone to end their toil and band together to cooperate in the removing of the elevator doors so we may exit it and have it condemned so it will not torment any more innocent people.
<Ashmoo> YOU came up with that?! All those big words?!
<Alma_Altars> Hm? What big words? What are you talking about?
<Ashmoo> Scroll up.
<Alma_Altars> O_O
<Alma_Altars> THAT WAS ME?!
<Ashmoo> Aparently not...

<Ashmoo>Hmm... Wait, that might be working...

Maybe we use the magicalgolden hat as a prize to anyone who actually escapes. Like permanetly. And Jesus doesn't count. I'm not sure what his deal is.

<Jesus> FINE!! I'M OUTTA HERE AGAIN!
*Jesus has left #DDElevator

<AA> Not a bad idea. Except for th fact it sucks. So no. BLah.
<Ashmoo> Welll... urg. You don't get to play with the GPA calculator I programmed. Its the first useful program I made. It actually has a purpose. Nice. But you don't get to play. FAILURE.
<AA>*cries*
<Ashmoo> Sorry.
<AA> Oh, what are you sorry about?
<Ashmoo> Man, you're forgetful.
<AA> Where are we?
<Ashmoo> *sigh* *explains sitch to AA*

*Falls in*
<Ramen>Ok, thats it! Next time Slugger, think of a better thing to do than rob a bank!
<Slugger> *unleashs muddy water*
<Ramen> *told the whole thing* What! *looks up* Omg! A muddy water attack! *hides behind Ashmoo*

<SoR> The way out is simple!
The creation of a small Blue star, as well as a time speeder, so we could be speed up the quantum decomposition of the star, resulting in a quick supernova, hopefully creating a black hole... if the supernova doesn't rip apart the elevator, it will damage the elevator bot enough to distract him so he will be eternaly sucked into the black hole, while our cosmic anchors in the main DD world will pull us back there... how does that sound?
<AA> In other words...
<SoR>We build a time speed-uper, and somehow create a small star, and then it will blow up and we will all be free.....
<Ashmoo> Okay, so what do we do?
<AA>No, what does he do?
<Ashmoo>Right, what do you do?
<SoR> Nothing.... My labor brain crew of pokemon will do it for me..... they pay me by the second.... I mean I pay them by the hour.... :sweatdrop: