Yay! Our first contest! and.. Yay! it's a subject I really like! Jokes!
Post your funniest jokes here, and if the staff really likes it, you could win a :mrmime: (it looks kinda like a jester, and mimes can make people laugh).
The rules:
1. NO PROFANITY!
2. NO SWEARING!
3. NO RACISM! if you fail to follow the above rules, you will be warned and be inelligible to win.
It can be any kind of joke; Q.A., knock-knock, story, ect. Just try to make people laugh. This will be open for 1 week (until friday), so good luck and have fun!

Hey David, profanity and swearing are the same thing, you little redundant cousin. :P And I really shouldn't expect anything different from you as your first contest... Lemme see if I can think of one...Okay, this is corny, but...
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A young couple went to dinner in a fancy French restaraunt. Things started out fair until the man began to choke on one of the appetizers. "Help him, please!" his wife called out frantically.

When one of the waiters showed up, he told her, "Don't worry miss, he'll be all right. He just has a frog in his throat...or part of one, anyway."
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Can I get a drum roll, please?

*a drum rolls across the stage*

Sheesh, that joke's so old... ;)

I'm gonna enter just for fun, I don't want to win. :P

Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailor!

I got that one from Spongebob. ^_^

Hope it's not too late to enter.



So there was one person that took 1 hour to make a carton of MINUTE Maid. :P :lol: <_< Get it?

Boo.

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!

Mother: Why did you say that, Junior?

Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.

Oops. Missed this. Although it technically closed Friday, since it was my mistake, everyone who posted will qualify. (it wouldn't work well with only one entry)

Mewtwo is the winner! Yay! :banana:

There will be other contests later. ^_^