This is my mantra as I walk the Ninja infested Ninjutsu Alley.
Pirates are better than Ninjas
Pirates are better than Ninjas.

I mutter this under my breath as I walk along with my Aron ahead of me.

"Pirates are better than Ninja's! Yeah RIGHT!" You heard from somewhere behind you.

You turn around quickly and see.. Oh wow.. so surprising! It was a NINJA!!! :o "Go Ninjask!" He said challenging you to a battle right off. Aparently he had something to prove to you.. But why use a bug? Total mood killer.

Ninjask? Such a puny monster. Go, Aron!

Use Rock Tomb!

...that's teach you silly ninja!

Ninjask simply swoops out of the way. That's a miss. The rocks fall to the ground, trapping absolutely nothing.

"Ha! Ninjask, use Double Team." The trainer smiles.

"Ninjask!" the pokemon hisses out as it creates multiple copies of itself. Aron spins in circles, trying to identify the real one.

I figured the best way to deal with a Pokemon who is difficult to hit is to use an 100% accuracy move.
"Aron, use Aerial Ace!"

Aron strikes Ninjask with some super-effective, 100% accurate damage. Ninjask cries aloud before using Fury Cutter, doing some incredibly poor damage. Aron barely even felt it.

"Hang in there, Ninjask. You cannot lose!"

"Hey Ninjask - newsflash. You CAN (and will) lose!" I yelled as I let Aron know under my breath to use another Aerial Ace, and then to hit him when he's down with Rock Tomb.

The aerial ace hit hard because well.. It cant miss :o pwnt.. The ninjask was knocked out of the air but as soon as it hit the ground used a double team.. It managed to dodge your rock tomb. :o

Trainer: Ninjask! Fury Swipes!
Aron: Pain Pain Pain not so much pain o.O
Trainer: SCORE! 3 hits! YES!
You: -.-' knucklehead...

"Man, you're not very good at this, are you?" I asked the trainer
"Umm shut up nub I are ninja and ninjaz pwn pirates lololollercopter"

"-__-;; Don't make me hurt you too. Your Pokemon is already getting beaten up badly enough."

"lol nub i take u down foo"

"Aron, use Aerial Ace again, and if this idiot says lol one more time then use Rock Tomb on HIM."

"lo- slash me means... Ha ha! I won't lose to you 3v3r! Bw4h4h4h4h4!" Arial Ace still did very well against the Ninjask, but was beginning to less and less damage as Aron ran out of energy to use it.

"N1nj4sk! Us3 4n0th3r Furry Cutter on this nub!"

"Augh. Enough. Aron, use Rock Tomb on Ninjask. And please hit this time?"

Aron geared up for the attack...

Love the title!! Err uh...

"Arrroonnn!!" Aron said to you, as if to say: "Hey, watch it or I'll use Rock Tomb on you and it won't miss!" Better watch out. ;D Your Aron turns towards the Ninjask, still mumbling and complaining. -sing songy-Somebody needs an attitude adjustmenttt! -/sing songy- Anyways, your Aron hits the Ninjask, causing some damage and reducing the opponents speed.(Surprised?!? Err, I mean... *angel*)

Your Aron turns around and sticks out it's tongue at you. How rude!!

The trainer who owns Ninjask starts laughing at you, "Hah, your own Pokemon doesn't even like you! My Ninjask ♥♥♥looovess♥♥♥ me! I'll even prove it to you, because I know I can win this battle with my eyes closed. It won't matter if I use frustration and nothing happens." The Ninjask starts to use frustration causing a reasonable amount of damage. The trainer seems to be a tiny bit embarrassed and makes up a lame excuse for why the attack actually caused damage to your Aron. What will you do now?(Well, I don't think using a comeback against this loser is an option, he doesn't seem quite intelligent enough to get it.)

(Ha, I felt like being different, sorry. :( )