3-8-6-2-4
A Rock Musical / Poké Rap
© 2007 by W.T.

Characters:
The Teacher
Zack
Fred
Carl
Billy
Kevin

Introduction
KIDS! KIDS! Come on, let's go.
So little time, so much to show
You. Follow me in single file
We're teaching you for a little while.
Why? Why?
Why? Why?! WHY?!?
I'll teach you, gotta catch them all.
You know them, you'll be on the ball.
You know them, you'll be ready to fly.
And you could rise up really high!
Why? Why?
Why? Why?! WHY?!?
Here we go, pick up the pace.
You want our school to be part of the race
To get 'em? I'm sure you do!
So come on. You'll need to know a few...
Why? Why?
Why? Why?! WHY?!?
...new things. Join hands and let's go.
We're taking you to this house to show
You all you'll need. And maybe even more!
Now let's go up and open the door!
Why? Why?
Why? Why?! WHY?!?
Here's the room, with charts on the wall.
If you want to catch 'em all
You can sound them off and write them down
And you'll be the best Trainer in the town!
Why? Why?
Why? Why?! WHY?!?
Oh, because you'll need to know them
So I'll get them to you in this poem!

Act One
There are 386 different kinds to see.
386, do you listen to me?
We'll teach them in class, but I want to
Dash them off to all of you.
Are you ready to start
Are you ready to start?
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

There's Abra, Kadabra and Alakazam,
Ivysaur, Wartortle, Medicham,
There's Surskit, Staryu, Espeon,
There's Ralts, Muk, Dunsparce, and Porygon.

Got thirteen down, so many to go.
Here's a name you ought to know.
If a guy's quizzing you questions and you're going insane,
You can be pretty sure
That his name is Blaine.

Got Arbok, Sudowoodo, Rapidash, Haunter,
Cacnea, Cacturne, the Nidorans, Stantler,
Whiscash, Jumpluff, Caterpie, Spearow,
Steelix, Articuno and Taillow...

And now you know twenty-eight, OK?
Let's learn a name the easy way.
Watch out for the bug guy, Bugsy by name.
(But you could beat him, just the same...)

There's Rhydon, Poliwhirl, Magmar, Eevee,
Magneton, Skarmory, Muk and Starmie,
Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pidgeot, Nidoking,
Seaking and Slaking and Slowking.

Forty-three, we're learning fast.
But we're very very far from the name that's last.
Koga is another guy you might see.
He's got invisible walls to make it tric-ky!

Now Sandslash, Charizard, Tyranitar,
Rayquaza, Shedinja, Sunkern, Omastar,
A whole squad of Squirtles and one Mewtwo,
Hitmonlee, Ursaring and Porygon 2.

We've got sixty-five of them down pat.
If you're strong, if you're lucky, you might have a chat
With Winona, in Fortree, way up north.
Get past the revolving doors to go forth!

And now on to Scyther, Illumise and Gyarados,
Sentret, Drowzee, Moltres, Zapdos,
Machop, Oddish, Armaldo, Natu,
Bellsprout, Feraligatr and Xatu.

That brings the count to seventy-nine.
If you can get into his town, you might find
Juan on top of his floors of ice.
(Getting a map to him would be nice...)

And I'm leaving off there for today. I'll continue this tomorrow!

Thats excellent! But it'll get harder as you go.

Act Two
Kids!
KIDS!
We're not finished yet!
What?
You're saying
there's more?
Yeah,
you bet!
Yeah, kids, got a little further, you're right.
But there's many many many still left to recite.

Like Poochyena, Linoone, Elekid and Weedle,
Pichu, Victreebell, Deoxys and Beedrill,
And Gardevoir ... how could I resist you?
Come on, Blaziken, just how much I've missed you.

I've called out eighty-nine of their names.
If you're out on the ferry, playing games,
On your way to a city across the lake,
With Chuck there, you've got some risks to take!

On, Ampharos! Feebas! Charmeleon!
Get over here, Sealeo, Jynx and Flareon!
Mankey, Azumarill, Lairon, Seadra,
Quagsire, Clefairy and Chikorita...

A hundred and two have been up at the plate.
And here's another name I'm going to relate.
Whitney, with Normal on every side,
Could be easy... or a very rough ride!

Graveler, Grimer, Gastly, Goldeen,
Grumpig, Glalie and of course Nidoqueen.
Corsola and Croconaw, Lotad and Diglett,
Hoot Hoot, Raichu and Wobbuffet!

Now a hundred and sixteen have been in your view,
Guess who just might say "I want U!"
If Lt. Surge wants to have you for hire,
Show yourself. Just cut all his wires!

Marshtomp, Wigglytuff, and Mr. Mime,
Hitmontop, Bayleef, Cleffa and Mantine,
Snorunt, Charmander and Relicanth,
Dratini, Combusken, Furret and Poliwrath.

A hundred and thirty, we're a third of the way.
Right after you beat Surge, a girl might say
"My name's Erika!" If you follow her
To the all-girl gym, you're fighting for sure!

Go, Quilava, Dugtrio, Sceptile and Swablu,
And the three old dogs, Entei, Raikou,
and Suicune. Then Misdreavus and Venonat,
Nosepass, Loudred, Aipom and Golbat.

The count's now a hundred and forty-three.
While running along, you might happen to see
Jasmine, who does nothing but steel.
She's a tricky one. Bring the whole Flame Wheel!

That's the end of Act Two.
Act Three is coming tomorrow!

Thats brilliant! 10/10, you must have practised rapping for a long time, or be gifted! :angel: :banana: :banana: :angel:

9/10!
You used Muk twice!
But it's great!