The idea of the thread is that you make up a situation showing that you've played to much of the pokemon games... here i've got one:

You know you've played too much pokemon when... your at the park with your dog and you see a cat... thinking its a skitty you attack it and say 'poochyena use bite!' XD

I don't know if this belong in the belongs in the games thread or not, if it does feel free to move it.

you know you've played pokemon too long when you stuff a bike in your backpack

You know you've played to much...

When you jump out of your bedroom window expecting Salamence to catch you...

When you say to the next boxer you meet "Hello Hitmonchan" and throw a tennis ball at it.

When you call a mirror Ditto XD

you know you played too much pokemon when you go underground and see a groundhog and say diglett please dont use magnitude/earthquake!

You know you've played too much Pokémon when ...

... you call the Trans-Canada Highway "Route 101."
... you pay a million dollars to get a bike.
... you call your gym teacher a leader.
... you try to exchange money for Zenny.
... you think the berry bush in your yard is going to go glitched after a year.
... you dream about dying playing your game. This actually happened to me once!
... you wonder why they teach English, science and math at school instead of poisons, paralysis and burns.
... you're afraid to walk on the east shore of the beach for fear that a Missingno. will come up.
... you've named your cat Skitty.
... you worship Aruseus as a god. (This will become more popular next year.)
... whenever you don't know the answer to a test at school, you write "Pikachu" on the paper.

you know you played too much pokemon when you ask for your 12th grade teacher to be alakazam or when you get a basket ball and find your pet dog, throw it at him and yell "Yes i got mightyena with a ultra ball!"

You're surprised when your husky gets hurt by a gray-blue cat because Dark-types should be immune to Psychic-types.

About the bike, you get a free voucher for it.

...when you use your remote as a capture styler
...when you try to look up "Mudkip" on a calculator. And it works.

When You Go to School and say "I found a lava rock one day and I plan on feeding it to my pet Dog Named Eevee and He's very brown but the purple cat still dosen't hurt him even though Eevee looks like a ground type."
^_^

You know you play too much Pokemon when...

--You spin your hat around every time you do school-work.
--You tried to ride a crow, and it worked.
--Every time you take a shower or use a hose you yell "Use Water Gun!"
--Every time you bike to school, you're late and your excuse is "Biking UP sycling Road takes a lot longer than going DOWN.
--You spray hydrogen-peroxide on yourself every time you get hurt
--You spent $200 on a red and white tennis ball

You know you've played too much Pokémon when you ask someone to be your friend, they say yes, and you shout "Yes! I recruited another team member!"

These actually happened to me

-when you hear the little jingles in your head
-when you start playing just before bedtime and then you hear the bus pulling up for school ><
-when you always call a Pteradactl an Aerodactl
-when you wear a pikachu clip on your glasses
-when your friends shake you and you wake up playing it but in your dream you were playing it
-when you begin to shake because MissingNo kinda scares you after you see how it frys your game
-when you write notes in class featuring you being dressed up in a zangoose or pikachu suit
-when you still have a Charizard holofoil from the first set
-when your game clock exceeds 550 hours
-when your most vivid memory is of driving in the truck with your stepdad playing -silver version fighting Gary's Arcanine with your new Espeon
-when you have a squirtle water cantine where the straw makes it look as though you're sucking out his brains
-when you still have that pikachu with the sencors that make its cheeks light up and say "pikachu~" from when you first got your red version
-when everytime you listen to the song "I want to be a hippie" you picture rampaging pikachus
-when you've been a pokemon fan for 10 years
-when you still got pokemon tapes your grandma recorded for you in 3rd-4th grade
-when you still got the official pokemon novel
-when you are an active member on Dragonairs Den =p

Ace! :P :P

You know you've played too much pokemon when...

~You take swimming goggles and try to go through the desert
~Your little brother/sister thinks there are ghosts under the bed and you say, "No, it's just wild shuppet and duskull
~You call the middle country of your contenent johto
~You think that the broken clock in the basement needs set before you go outside and play

That's all I have for now!!!

(can't help myself... as usual)

- ... throw a baseball at a dog thinking that it was a Mightyena.
- ... feed your pets 'sweet cubes' that you call PokéBlocks.
- ... try to have your dog show off its 'attacks' in a dog contest.
- ... split your cat's tail into two. (Ouch...)

Here are mine. I've done alot of these xD

-You named your pet turtle "Squirtle"
-Your friend starts playing Mystery Dungeon because of you.
- You can't find a way to imagine your life without pokemon.
-Your brothers grab anything they can to use as Stylers, and pretend to be rangers.
-You make 'arenas' in the snow and have pokemon battles with your siblings. (Ahh that was fun xD)
-Play too much pokemon? That's Absurd!

xD

You know you play too much pokemon when...

• You tried to make your salamander use ember.
• You constantly spell "monkey" as "mankey"
• Your cell-phone has a map and radio on it.
• You went to a ruin site and found a puzzle.
• You/Your friend has/have ever cried because your/their game cartridge broke.(That sucked!)
• You've ever dreamt about catching a Mightyena. And then you hear your dog yelp and you wake up.

I knew I played to much pokemon when...

when you have a pokemon knicknamed after every mythological god/figure you can think of and all of your friends ^^; and when they were all bred by you