Yes! All of you can join. That bit in the Mount Battle thread about the RPG closing was just an April Fool. (Or a December Fool, whatever!) You will all be counted in, except for Ghost_Master, who has accidentally posted in the wrong one of my games. Please head to the right one & post there.
Silverpelt: Close, But No CigarYou just can't wait to get into the Wiki Wiki cube. You jump off the shuttle bus right away & run to the elevator. When you get there, you're having trouble. You don't see a directory on any of the walls. You're stuck in indecision, so you do eeny-meeny-miney-moe & put your finger on the "8".
The door swings open. You head down the eighth-floor hallway as ASAP as possible, & you barge into the first room you find that has a trainer in it (completely without warning). He turns out to be the pushy type.
"Gaaaah!" he yells. "Who are you, kid? What's your name? Where's your attendant?"
"I hate waiting," you tell him, "so I jumped in here."
"That's against the rules, you know. You don't have any Pokémon! Out with you!"
You stumble out. As you head back to the registration desk, you run into a man who asks you what you're doing & why you're up there.
You tell him that you wanted to get in the zone really fast. He tells you you weren't supposed to do that. (You tell him to keep quiet, because you don't want to get in trouble in front of the cool guy who just walked past you.) But this guy turns out to be on your side. He's an attendant. He takes you to 8/GR/32, where you come face to face with a fat guy whose name is Darren S. Kaip. You know right away that he is your first opponent. Your attendant now deals you this selection of Poké Balls.
:mareep: Lv.11 -- :volbeat: Lv.10 -- :voltorb: Lv.11
:goldeen: Lv.11 -- :nincada: Lv.12 -- :cubone: Lv.11
:baltoy: Lv.10 -- :magby: Lv.11 -- :oddish: Lv.12
:lotad: Lv.11 -- :venonat: Lv.12
LemmyCarrera: One Eye Doesn't Make a LightAs you go into the building, you stop for a moment & think about the really weird guy who sat in your row on the shuttle bus. He was wearing black clothes & a big black mask which only had one hole. & he was trying to put what looked like a blinking red contact lens into his eye. You shrug it off, thinking that everyone dresses different. You sign up, then wait for the attendant. All the magazines in the waiting room are for babies, & Rod & Gus, those jerks from school, are hogging the video game system.
All you could do was sit there. You were about to say it wasn't worth it & head straight out again, when a lady comes up to you. She's your attendant. She puts you in the elevator until you reach the 33rd floor. You turn down a small hall, then head towards a door.
"Dis dar room 'ere is '33/SR/26,'" she tells you in a southern accent. "It may seem dark 'n disgustin' summat, but dat's de way it iz."
The room is really dark. There seems to be no trainer in it, just one blinking red light that doesn't seem to make it any easier to see.
What!?
Blinking red?
You suddenly notice that the light is shaped like an eye.
It's that weird guy again!"GOTCHA!" you yell out, making him jump. He raises a hand in a way that skeletons always do in the movies.
"You shall know me only as the Black Panther..." he says, trying to freak you out. "There may be no escape now..."
"You're darn right there WILL BE!"
He throws something at you. When you pick it up, it turns out to be a small flashlight. You shine it over at the attendant, who has a small cart filled with these Pokémon.
:seedot: Lv.12 -- :beldum: Lv.09 -- :poliwag: Lv.12
:wooper: Lv.11 -- :slugma: Lv.10 -- :spheal: Lv.11
:pichu: Lv.12 -- :machop: Lv.11 -- :unown: Lv.11 (It's the letter "J.")
:horsea: Lv.11 -- :zigzagoon: Lv.12
dark espeon: Wrong Way, Eh?At the counter, you scan your trainer ID through a scanner which sets off a telephone call in the attendants' lounge. As a joke, you run to one of the telephones & answer it yourself.
"Hello?" you say.
"Hello," a recorded voice tells you. "An attendant is needed for Mr. *your last name* as soon as possible."
"An attendant is needed for Mr. *your last name* as soon as possible!" you yell out.
It turns out that a kid named Kevin *your last name* is in the building right now. He comes out to the lobby asking where his attendant is. You run around in front of him, telling him it was just a joke. Just then, a real guy in a Wiki Wiki cube uniform walks in.
"It seems we've got two clients," Kevin says to him quickly. You laugh.
"Two!? Hey, you're not allowed to do that!"
"He started it!" Kevin says to you.
"It was just a joke," you tell him.
You do rock-paper-scissors, & you lose.
"Hahaha! You deserved it!" Everyone starts laughing at you, & you have to hide out of the way. After about half an hour of crunching your back under a chair, an attendant for you finally comes. You don't say anything, just so you won't get in trouble.
He leads you through a small door to the first-floor battle rooms. You wind through a few halls before arriving at the door 1/ML/14, where you will be holding your first fight. A girl in a green suit is waiting for you. She tells you that her name is I. Mach Yurskill, & that (like always) you can't win over her. Will you prove her wrong?
You know you haven't gotten that far yet. The game just started. Choose your team now! (Remember, go
here if you want to see part of your opponent's team.)
Your choices are:
:ralts: Lv.11 -- :nincada: Lv.12 -- :sentret: Lv.12
:magnemite: Lv.11 -- :aron: Lv.10 -- :ponyta: Lv.10
:shellder: Lv.12 -- :geodude: Lv.11 -- :abra: Lv.11
:rhyhorn: Lv.10 -- :zubat: Lv.12