A very easy, fun game:

One person wishes for something. Anything

The next person grants it, but with a catch. Then they wish for something.

eg. Person 1: I wish for a computer
Person 2: Granted, but it's a mac
I wish for a....

I'll start:

I wish for the perfect job!

YAY! I love corrupt-a-wish!

Granted, but you don't get paid.

I wish I had £1,000,000 (or the equivalent in dollars)

That's granted, but the $2,181,986 (real dollar amount) can't be held in your pockets and all except $10 falls out.

errrrr..... no wishes?

I wish for something better to do than the computer all day.

Granted, but its the SNES all day (lol)

I wish for as many wishes as I want!

Yes, but the wish-kid who gives them to you tells you you have to wish for old socks.

I wish I had no school on Mondays.

Granted. But you have school every other day.

I love the snes!

I wish there were no more pointless spammers on any site.

Granted, but they spam your e-mail account instead.

I wish I never have to do cross-country again (I just came home from Corss-Country - one that we HAVE to do.)

Granted. But you have to continuosly(sp?) do 100m dashs instead

I wish for a genuine Rey Mysterio mask.

wish granted but you cant wear it
I wish for a ds

wish grated but the screens are glued together!!!!

No wish again?

I wish for a snes that works and has good games.

wish granted but the goverment takes it thinking its alein work
I wish I was lv 70 in World of Warcraft

Granted, but your subscription ends and you run out of money and live in a dumpster

I wish I had an even more perfect job

Granted. But everyone you work with are jerks.

I wish for the flu

Granted, but you get an uncureable strain

I wish for a sexy workplace

wish granted but everyone there hates you
I wish for a pet dragon

Granted but it is really ugly and hates you.

I wish for a million dollars.

Wish granted, but it's fake monopoly money XD

I wish for... A flying Pig!!!

Wish granted, but it's a toy. Actually, a baby's doll. You end up giving it to your cousin's cousin's second cousin's cousin's cousin's son.

And I wish for eight cats.

wish granted but they're killer tigers
i wish for easy strait A's

wish granted but you miss school every day so you cant get them.


i wish the girl/boy i like asks me to the dance in Jr.high

Granted. But they instantly gain 200 lbs. and grow 2 feet of nose hair.

I wish for the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

Granted...but the number is freakishly huge

I wish everyone loved me in my sexy workplace

Wish granted... but your sexy workplace loses it's sexiness :P


I wish for an ice cream!

Wish granted..but it melts

I wish people would leave my sexy workplace alone!!

Wish granted... but everyone and everything leaves!

Err... granted, but you don't get anything!

I wish they put decent shows on TV more often.

Granted..but the show involves me..in sexy mode

I wish (yes, this is overused) for the RPG to return

o_O

Anyways, granted, but you are IP banned for eternity!

I wish that I knew what to wish for...

granted but...Err...you still dont get anything exept weak knolage.




I wish that other people knew that...



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wish granted but you forge it
I wish Diamond and pearl came out

wish granted but its locked up and gaurded by angry charizard!


I wish i didnt like pie so much...

wish granted but you ahve to eat it anyway
I wish I had more baseball caps

wish granted but they all have g11ggy saying " I'm sexy" two BILLON times per cap
i wish that my friend had a pokemon gameboy game!

granted but it breaks in half!

I wish had a mewtwo in my mystery dungeon game!

granted but the mewtwo only knows splash
i wish that i had $200.00

wish granted but you owe someone $4,000
I wish I could get past the darn sinster woods in Pokemon mystery dungeon

Granted, but then your Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Breaks.
I wish that my next wish after this one will not be corrupted!

Granted, but THIS one was!

I wish that I will not die when this wish is corrupted.